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Educational Jokes - Students Jokes - Clean Jokes Enjoy these beautiful, really funny educational jokes! Dont forget to check out those really funny ones in the comments too ??Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isnt that wonderful?Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldnt have discovered anything. ?? ?? Two factory workers talking:Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off. Man: And how would you do that? Woman: Just wait and see. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.Boss comes in: What are you doing? Woman: Im a light bulb. Boss: Youve been working so much that youve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going? The man says: Im going home, too. I cant work in the dark.?? ??A man talking to God:The man: God, how long is a million years? God: To me, its about a minute. The man: God, how much is a million dollars? God: To me its a penny. The man: God, may I have a penny? God: Wait a minute. A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didnt do.The mother exclaimed, But thats terrible! Im going to have a talk with your teacher about this by the way, what was it that you didnt do?The little girl replied, My homework.?? ?? The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: Take only ONE. God is watching.Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, Take all you want. God is watching the apples.?? ??Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with you being late? Joseph: The sign said, School Ahead, Go Slow!' The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map r eading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, I guess youd be eating alone.?? ??Isnt the principal a dummy! said a boy to a girl. Well, do you know who I am? asked the girl. No. replied the boy. Im the principals daughter. said the girl. And do you know who I am? asked the boy. No. she replied. Thank goodness! said the boy with a sign of relief.??Teacher asked George: How can you prove the earth is round? George replied: I cant. Besides, I never said it was.Teacher: Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have? Student: A heart attack.??Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brothers. Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.??Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked y our father for another, how many dollars would you have? Vincent: One dollar. Teacher: You dont know your arithmetic. Vincent: You dont know my father.Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark? Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write? Sylvia: Your name on this report card.??Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? Junior: Because of absence. Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.??Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? John: You told me to do it without using tables.Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago. Winnie: Me.??Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didnt punish him?Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.??